BabeEngine help and FAQ:

Using the Babe Engine is simple!

Choose which category or combination of categories you wish to search on, and hit the Find Babes button. You should get a list of links that match your choices. Each link will take you to an FREE gallery that has just what you are looking for.

For example, you can search for blonde cheerleaders, or pigtails and plaid skirts, or wet lesbians, or whatever you like.

Weird combinations like fat redhead latinas will likely return nothing. But normal combinations like black girls with big tits should always return at least a few good links.

CATEGORIES

The galleries listed in the Babe Engine are sorted into the categories you see on our search page. Most of these categories are pretty self-explanatory, but here is a brief overview:

*Level:

Softcore is used for pictures and videos that show at least partial nudity, and is basically equivalent to what you might see in an r-rated movie.

Hardcore usually means actual sex with penetration.

Blowjob allows you to search within the hardcore category specifically for blow job galleries.

Topless overlaps with softcore somewhat, but can be used for specific topless searches.

Nonude means there are no nipples or bare asses on display, and certainly no genitalia.

Not covered in this scheme are the "up to pink" and dildo galleries. These are somewhere between soft and hardcore but not really either, so it is not clear where to put them. A search on pussy or dildo will get you to these.

*Hair:

Blonde, brunette, and redhead are pretty self-explanatory.

Not every girl is classified according to hair color. Generally they are classified by hair color only if they really fit the category. Blondes thus have yellow hair, not light brown hair. Brunettes have dark black hair, not brown hair. And redheads actually have red hair, not brown hair that maybe looks reddish in certain light.

Brown-haired girls don't have a category on the assumption that no one really cares.

It should be noted that Asians are presumed to be brunettes, so they are simply categorized as Asian, and will not be returned on a search for "Asian brunettes". Asian blondes is a different story.

*Style:

Pigtails, ponytail, short hair, and curly hair are all self-explanatory.

*Breasts:

Big tits and small tits. We try to insure that women truly exemplify these categories, so most women, falling somewhere between, will not be listed in either.

*Pussy:

Pussy is for any picture that reveals more than just the outer genitalia (pink shots, finger play, etc.). The dildo category is for any picture or video with sex toys of any sort.

*Race:

We have categories for Asian, Black, and Latina. Most everyone else is a white chick, so if you want to find white chicks, don't click any of these.

*Lesbians and groups:

Lesbian features girls getting physical without male accompaniment. The girls category is for multiple girls who are posing together without pretending to be lesbians. Threesome is for two (or more) girls sharing one guy, while threesome mmf is for one girl working two (or more) guys. There is also a group sex category listed with the hardcore categories.

*Video and vidcaps

Video is for downloadable movie clips. Vidcaps are stills captured from video, usually of pretty low quality. Cam caps are stills captured from a live cam show - usually a little better than vidcaps.

*Clothes

The kinds of clothing are all pretty self-explanatory. There is no category for high heels because almost all of the galleries have high heels. A barefoot category is listed below.

*Color

Color generally refers to the color of the clothing the lady is wearing.

*Body

Fat, thin, and barefoot are pretty self-explanatory. Thin usually means you can see definition in the girl's rib cage. Fat means you wouldn't want to carry her back to your place.

*Wet

Girls are sexier when wet. A search on wet will return all the wet girls, or you can search in wet subcategories shower, bath, pool, wet t-shirt, or hose.

Bath includes things like jacuzzis, whirlpools, hot tubs, etc.

*Place

Women occasionally get naked, or even have sex, in bed. Apparently a lot more goes on in other people's kitchens then in my own. This is not how I remember the classroom. And office life can't be as good as this. There's also categories for billiard tables, bars, gym, and sunbathing.

*Other

Guys with an other fetish will love these categories: smoking, cars, lollipop, piercings, and glasses. Piercings generally refers only to pussy or nipple piercings, because other piercings, like tattoos, are so common you won't need any help finding them.

*Costumes

There are lots of cheerleader and maid galleries. Also some for tennis, secretary, doctor, nurse, and military. Other costumes (cavegirl, cops, cross-dressing Scotswomen, etc.) are lumped together in costumes.

*Hardcore and fetish categories

These are subcategories for the hardcore category. We have domination, interracial, cum, group sex, anal, bondage, latex, and hairy.

Interracial usually means a black guy with a non-black girl. Hairy could mean either lots of pubic hair, or disgusting armpit hair, or both.


Q: So why isn't there an "ass" category.
A: All the women featured on this site have asses. However, there is no ass category for the same reason there is no "legs" category. Categories are descriptive, not evaluative. We cannot judge whether an ass is "nice", because that judgement depends on our tastes, which will likely differ from many of our user's tastes.

If you wish to find nice ass pictures, try a search on thong.

Q: Why is this site so fucking ugly?
A: We focus our efforts on improving the site's usability by adding new and better links to the search engine, rather than trying to make the site more attractive. Why do you care anyway? You are here to look at hot babes, not hot web site designs.

Q: Why is there no pygmy eskimo category?
A: We are greedily saving those pictures for ourselves. Hah!

Q: Doesn't this site make you sexist?
A: Yeah, probably. Oh well.

Q: I don't need help with the Babe Engine, I need help in general. What should I do?
A: Eat healthy, exercise, live within your means, make a virtue of moderation, read a good book now and then, and stop worrying so much about what other people think. It's your life, after all, not theirs.

Q: Someone asked me if I have any hobbies. I was going to say masturbation, but I'm not sure if that counts. Does it?
A: That's really more of a pasttime.

Q: I have a distressingly low IQ - under 80, in fact - and I am wondering if a site such as this is appropriate for myself, or for others unfortunate enough to share my affliction.
A: That's not even a question, moron.